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« Previous EntriesThe Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Sunday, January 4th, 2009
With 4,200 religions, one has got to wonder how can their be that much to believe? We all know the major religions with their holy book and their prophets, but what about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I promise this is a real religion with adherents pledging their faith to […]
Fox News Reports Bigfoot Body Found
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008On Fox News, “Bigfoot Hunter” Tom Biscardi revealed he has ”found the body that would confirm that Bigfoot exists”. Dubious? Check it out here.
Hailstones Turn Toilet into Ejection Seat
Saturday, July 26th, 2008“I heard the pipes rumbling a bit, and suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like it was a popcorn machine.”
Those are the words of an understandably traumatized Martin Bierbauer of Austria, who suffered cruel and unusual punishment at the hands of a freakish toilet accident earlier this month.
Unusual […]
Jackson Wants Obama’s Nuts Either Way
Saturday, July 12th, 2008Here’s the moral of the story before the story’s told:
If you’re doing a television interview, or indeed anything involving a microphone and a recorder or camera, don’t ever think that you’re “safe” saying something during commercial breaks, or whispering something under your breath. It doesn’t work. We’ve seen this time, after time, after time. It’s […]
The Waterfalls of New York City Are Flowing
Monday, June 30th, 2008New York City’s latest tourist attraction is now spilling over the East River. The Waterfalls are an outdoors art installation by Danish artist Olafur Eliasson, and can be viewed until October 13th.
At approximately 98 feet high and up to 65 feet wide, the Waterfalls on Governor’s Island beneath the Brooklyn bridge can be seen from […]
China fires tear gas on monks protesting in Tibet
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 BEIJING (Reuters) - Thousands of Chinese security personnel fired tear gas to try to disperse more than 600 monks taking part in a second day of rare street protests […]
Anniversaries Approach for Doomed Eastern Flight 401
Thursday, December 27th, 2007December 29th will mark the 35th anniversary of the crash of Eastern Air Lines Flight 401 in the Florida Everglades. The accident was considered the first accident involving a “jumbo jet”–a Lockheed L-1011. Of 176 on board, 101 were killed.
The accident was caused by pilot distraction. Pilot Robert Loft and copilot Bert Stockstill were circling […]
Oh Great, Billary in ‘08
Thursday, October 18th, 2007That’s it. Moving to Quebec.
Muslim Barbie - My Choice for the Holidays
Friday, October 12th, 2007Finally a Barbie with the sense to cover up.
All these years, Barbie has been seducing poor old Ken. It is about time she covered up her bodacious bod with a proper veil and dress.
Anyway, weighing in at 4.2 oz and standing 5 inches tall, “Razanne” gives the 1.2 Billion Muslims in the world something to […]
Finally, Bigfoot Caught on Video
Saturday, September 29th, 2007I want to believe it’s true. Bigfoot roaming the scrub brush of New Mexico.
If he was anywhere, he’d probably be in New Mexico. That’s where I’d go if I was covered in hair, eight feet tall and refused to wear clothes.
In an almost unbelievable nugget of breaking news from the Chattanoogan, it was released yesterday […]