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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
By newsguy | January 4, 2009
With 4,200 religions, one has got to wonder how can their be that much to believe? We all know the major religions with their holy book and their prophets, but what about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I promise this is a real religion with adherents pledging their faith to an Italian dinner option.
This is a religion mirrored after Christianity, whether satire or not, illustrates the faults (and there are many) of religion. One god, a mixture of spaghetti and two meatballs, from which all men where made. He promotes the consumption of this particular dinner option and all it’s flavorful components while labeling vegetarianism/veganism as something akin to devil worship.
Though this concept is so utterly ridiculous to all who see (at least that is my hope), millions are still led into and equally bizarre religious trap. They pledge themselves to ideas perpetuation by man. They give their minds and ideas to an institution that is no longer for their good. Whether you are a Christian or a Pastafarian, you are still being led blindly.
Religion is not wholly bad, but man has tainted it with their wish for personal gain. Religion is to be questioned, not followed blindly, lest you find yourself worshiping a classic entrée.
This is just amusing.
Prayer to the FSM
Our pasta, who art in a colander,
draining be your noodles. Thy
noodle come, Thy sauce be yum,
on top some grated Parmesan.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trample
on our lawns. And lead us not into
vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza,
for thine is the meatball, the noodle,
and the sauce, forever and ever.
R’Amen.
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